Good advice is hard to follow when you don't respect the person giving it. 😂
The I Told Myself That I Should Stop Drinking Tee is a hilarious take on self-discipline, questionable decisions, and the age-old problem of ignoring your own good advice.
The design starts with “I TOLD MYSELF THAT” in clean white lettering, followed by “— I SHOULD STOP —” framed between bold horizontal lines.
Then comes the main event: “DRINKING” takes center stage in oversized, distressed blue lettering, inverted inside a bold white rectangular block for an eye-catching graphic look.
And just when you think the shirt is going to get responsible, the bottom delivers the perfect comeback:
“But I'm Not About To Listen To A DRUNK That Talks To Himself.” 🍻
Because apparently, the person telling you to stop drinking may not exactly be a reliable source.
🍻 Main Message: “I TOLD MYSELF THAT — I SHOULD STOP — DRINKING”
💙 Highlight: Large distressed blue “DRINKING” graphic
💬 Punchline: “But I'm Not About To Listen To A DRUNK That Talks To Himself.”
😂 Style: Humorous, sarcastic & self-deprecating
🎨 Design: Bold typography with distressed vintage-inspired elements
👕 Shirt Style: Classic crewneck with standard straight cut
💪 Material: Pre-shrunk, heavyweight 100% cotton
📏 Fit: True to size
✨ Quality: Heavyweight construction with a quality feel
🎁 Perfect For: Sarcastic personalities, happy hour regulars, party people & anyone who doesn't take their own advice
Sometimes you have to know when to ignore good advice. Especially when you're the one giving it. 😂🍻